Wednesday, March 9, 2011

More words

Current mood:annoyed

responsibility

professionalism

sacrifice

thought for the day:  How do the LACK of these qualities make a person the perfect employee?

 
 

(answer for the day:  Duh!!!  they freakin DON'T!!!!!)


 

Note to Myself

hey, this is a note to ME!!!  Why are you reading it?

 
remember these words for future posts:
nepotism
frustration
idiocracy  (ha...that movie is less and less funny all the time)
pandemonium (since Tom probably doesn't like the word clusterf*** as much as I do)
incompetant
unbelieving
uncaring
pointless
tortuous
alcoholism
catatonic
homocide
also, research various types of mental illness...refer to the physicians desk reference for help diagnosing current mental status....maybe there's a pill?

 
  • ask Karmen and Brandi about therapy options.....
    go to the strip...buy more rum.  
    make appointment for pedi.
    buy more rum
    check on price of houses in cancun area
    buy more rum.......
    oh goody, the pizza is here!!!  c ya

The Word of the Day

Current mood:aggravated

Demoralizing

1.  to deprive a person of spirit, courage, discipline, etc.  Destroy the morale of (the continuous barrage demoralized the infantry)

2.  to throw a person into disorder and confusion;  bewilder  (we were so demoralized by that one wrong turn that we were lost for hours)

3.  to corrupt or undermine the moral of

Okay, no one has corrupted or undermined my morals.  At least not lately.....but I have been deprived of my spirit and courage.  There is no discipline.  I'm disordered and confused.  I'm a little bewildered.  I'm thinking of giving up.

 
 

and I'm only exaggerating a little bit.

Check back tomorrow for the truth about 'nepotism'.

 
 

It’s only a headline, people!

Current mood:annoyed

It isn't my philosophy of life.  It's a one-liner that probably made me laugh.

Better a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.....not a philosophy of life, I just think it's funny.  I don't drink very  much.  I mean, I enjoy a drink now and then, but I do not use alcohol to solve my problems.  I use Lortab to solve my problems.  HA HA HA  See, that was another joke. Get it?

 
 

And my latest headline?  Sex is not the answer.  Sex is the question.  Yes is the answer.

I think it's funny.  It's phrased in a very witty manner that is pleasing to me.  It made me chuckle, so I thought I would share it with the world.  IT DOES NOT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A SLUT!!  My mini skirt makes me look like  slut.  (are you picking up on the jokes yet?  Have you GROWN a sense of humor?)

 
 

Anyway.  If you are interested in hearing my philosophy of life, we'll have to get together sometime and discuss it over some kidney beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.  The highlights are below.

 
 

Sex is fun.  I like it.  But it is not something I partake in randomly or with men that I don't care about. 

Relationships do not have rewind buttons, so you should be careful with them.

Alcohol is like salt.  A little bit is a good thing.  It can add some flavor to life.  Too much is bad, and it ruins your taste.

If you pass up an opportunity to do something that you aren't sure about, you'll probably have another opportunity later in life.  If you DO something you aren't sure about, and you end up regretting it, you can never undo it.  Or, as my Mama says more succintly, 'when in doubt, don't'

Another gem of wisdom from my mother?  "if there's a problem everywhere you go, chances are good that YOU are the problem"

And now, trying to sum up my philosophies for you, suddenly Mac Davis singing "I Believe in Music" is running through my head. 

 
 

Music is love and love is music if you know what I mean
People who believe in music are the happiest people I've ever seen
So clap your hands and stomp your feet and shake those tambourines
Lift your voices to the sky; tell me what you see.

Music is the universal language, and love is the key
To peace hope and understanding, and living in harmony
So take your brother by the hand and come along with me
Lift your voices to the sky, tell me what you see.

I believe in Music.  I believe in Love.

 
 

and I'm not a slut, no matter what my headline says.  K?  k. cya

Pondering

  • Mar 21, 2008

    Current mood:aggravated

    I think I have it figured out.  Something that I've always said as a joke isn't a joke at all.

     
     

    Follow my logic here.

     
     

    The problem:  I've had a headache pretty consistently for the last two weeks.  It won't go away.  I've taken a bottle of Motrin.  I've slept for hours on end.  I've soaked my body in a tub of hot lavendar scented water...with a rag over my eyes to block the light.  I've tried drinking...and not drinking...eating...and not eating.  It will NOT go away.

     
     

    The possibilities for cause:  I've been a little sick.  My throat hurts.  The weather is weird...you know how the change in temperature can affect your body, right?  Maybe it's a tumor.  (It's NOT A TUMAH!!!!!)   Stress?  The good old standby, stress?

     
     

    My hypothesis:  Stupid people make my brain hurt.

     
     

    So, the good news is I know WHY I have the headache.  The bad news?  Not a damn blasted thing I can do about it.

     
     

    I'm going back to my old headline.  Better a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

My new iPhone

  • Feb 2, 2008
    So, here's how this works.
    Today my ex-husband bought me an i-phone.  No, really.  He did.  I don't know why...probably the beer he had at lunch contributed.....but he did.
    I mention this mostly because he told me I should say something on myspace about my ex buying me a phone and I told him I would and he said I would not and you know how those conversations go....but I have to prove that I'm right and he's not.  So ...I guess I'm done with that part now.  LOL
    Anyway, so I'm incredibly jazzed about this and way excited to activate my new phone so I go rushing right to a computer, and
    i find out that the version of itunes I have isn't good enough.
    it doesn't support the iphone.  so i have to download a newer version of itunes.
    okay.
    so i go to download a newer version of itunes, and i find out that the version of windows i have isn't good enough.
    it doesn't support the newer version of itunes.
    so i go to a different computer that has a newer version of windows and a newer version of itunes, and i hook up my phone, and it doesn't work.  i get some weird message about my sim card.
    wtf?
    so i call the guy that sold the phone, and he says that it's definately an itunes issue and i need to talk to the iphone support people, so he calls them for me.
    of course, i waited on hold for a while to get the at&t guy, and then i waited on hold for a while (a long while) to get the iphone guy, and he looked around at some stuff and told me that i'd have to talk to the at&t people because they didn't capture my serial number to my account or something.
    so we called them back, and waited on hold.  naturally.
    and they said that they can't activate my phone because it's a business account.
    now, i would like to point out that when the phone was purchased, it was done so with the clear understanding that it was for a business account.
    and when you open the screen in itunes to activate the phone, it asks if it is a personal account or a business account.
    but NOW they say that you can't have an iphone on a business account.
    so I'll have to change the name on my account before I can activate my phone.
    and i said 'fine.  do it' and they said, 'well, you have to call the business center'
    so we called the business center.  but they were closed.  so now I have to wait until monday to activate my phone.
    this sucks.
    this is the coolest thing I've ever had in my life, and all I can do is look at it.
    i want to play with my phone.
    damn.
    first the chick last night didn't have the stuff I wanted in inventory and now I can't activate my iphone.
    I have a lot of new toys and nothing to play with.
    :(
    poor me.
    (LMAO)

This Week

Current mood:adventurous

Yeah, just a typical week in the life of Kathy.  Ha ha ha ha ha.  (not really)

So last Friday I took a day off work, and drove to San Angelo with Nikki to see Aaron Watson and Zeb.  We stood in line for so long we almost missed Zeb, but we saw the end of his show and we stayed at the same hotel with Aaron, so that was fun.

Saturday it took me ALL DAY LONG to drive home from San Angelo.  I actually stopped in Big Springs and rented a room to take a nap.  Pitiful.

Sunday I never got dressed.  I was a lazy bum all day and I loved it.

So Monday night I went to Girls Night Out at the Cactus with Brandi, and stayed out until the wee hours of the morning making friends with new people and getting reacquainted with some old friends.

Tuesday I came to work feeling the effects of Monday night.  :)  Tuesday night I got a call from my daughter because she was driving down the road and the wheel fell off her car.  I hate when that happens.  She's okay, so I'm okay...but her car isn't so good, and the guard rail that she hit has some new scratches.

Wednesday I cooked hot dogs for supper.

Thursday I saw the Ten Tenors and loved 'em.  Especially that cute blondish one.  And now it's late Thursday night and I'm working and tomorrow I will sleep late then I will work some more then I'm going to a FUN party at Brandi's....then probably out til the wee hours again.

I'm not sure whose life I'm living in, but it doesn't seem like mine.  :)

 
 

It's just weird....for one thing, I never cook hot dogs.  ???  What's up with that?