Pondering

• Mar 21, 2008
  

  Current mood:aggravated
  

  I think I have it figured out.  Something that I've always said as a joke isn't a joke at all.
  

   
   

  Follow my logic here.
  

   
   

  The problem:  I've had a headache pretty consistently for the last two weeks.  It won't go away.  I've taken a bottle of Motrin.  I've slept for hours on end.  I've soaked my body in a tub of hot lavendar scented water...with a rag over my eyes to block the light.  I've tried drinking...and not drinking...eating...and not eating.  It will NOT go away.
  

   
   

  The possibilities for cause:  I've been a little sick.  My throat hurts.  The weather is weird...you know how the change in temperature can affect your body, right?  Maybe it's a tumor.  (It's NOT A TUMAH!!!!!)   Stress?  The good old standby, stress?
  

   
   

  My hypothesis:  Stupid people make my brain hurt.
  

   
   

  So, the good news is I know WHY I have the headache.  The bad news?  Not a damn blasted thing I can do about it.
  

   
   

  I'm going back to my old headline.  Better a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.