It’s only a headline, people!

Current mood:annoyed

It isn't my philosophy of life.  It's a one-liner that probably made me laugh.

Better a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.....not a philosophy of life, I just think it's funny.  I don't drink very  much.  I mean, I enjoy a drink now and then, but I do not use alcohol to solve my problems.  I use Lortab to solve my problems.  HA HA HA  See, that was another joke. Get it?

 
 

And my latest headline?  Sex is not the answer.  Sex is the question.  Yes is the answer.

I think it's funny.  It's phrased in a very witty manner that is pleasing to me.  It made me chuckle, so I thought I would share it with the world.  IT DOES NOT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A SLUT!!  My mini skirt makes me look like  slut.  (are you picking up on the jokes yet?  Have you GROWN a sense of humor?)

 
 

Anyway.  If you are interested in hearing my philosophy of life, we'll have to get together sometime and discuss it over some kidney beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.  The highlights are below.

 
 

Sex is fun.  I like it.  But it is not something I partake in randomly or with men that I don't care about. 

Relationships do not have rewind buttons, so you should be careful with them.

Alcohol is like salt.  A little bit is a good thing.  It can add some flavor to life.  Too much is bad, and it ruins your taste.

If you pass up an opportunity to do something that you aren't sure about, you'll probably have another opportunity later in life.  If you DO something you aren't sure about, and you end up regretting it, you can never undo it.  Or, as my Mama says more succintly, 'when in doubt, don't'

Another gem of wisdom from my mother?  "if there's a problem everywhere you go, chances are good that YOU are the problem"

And now, trying to sum up my philosophies for you, suddenly Mac Davis singing "I Believe in Music" is running through my head. 

 
 

Music is love and love is music if you know what I mean
People who believe in music are the happiest people I've ever seen
So clap your hands and stomp your feet and shake those tambourines
Lift your voices to the sky; tell me what you see.

Music is the universal language, and love is the key
To peace hope and understanding, and living in harmony
So take your brother by the hand and come along with me
Lift your voices to the sky, tell me what you see.

I believe in Music.  I believe in Love.

 
 

and I'm not a slut, no matter what my headline says.  K?  k. cya