Headlines

• Aug 22, 2007
  

  Current mood:content
  

  I like headlines. I'm a girl who has gone through life threatening to put everything I think on a t-shirt so people CAN read my mind. The problem with that is I change my mind too often. 
  

  Vince's headline is "I'm SOFA KING tired". I'd steal that from him if I didn't mind being a stealer. But, you know, I kind of do. I don't mind stealing lines from songs or phrases from books or (currently) a quote from a sign hanging on a wall in Lincoln, NM…but I draw the line at stealing a headline from a guy that lives on the next block. So although I am, indeed, sofa king tired…my headline will never say that.
  

  It might say some of these things someday. Um, does it make me a dork to have a file of 'headlines I might use someday'? Do I care??? Not so much.
  

  So…..possible future headlines.
  

  A lot of love and a little laughter, you'll find out that's all that really matters.
  

  If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
  

  Faith makes things possible. Not easy. (and Nikki used that one, but it wouldn't be stealing, cause she stole it from me. LOL)
  

  Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be - Abraham Lincoln
  

  If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
  

  What's the definition of an impotent loser? A guy who can't even get his hopes up.
  

  Flies spread disease -- keep yours zipped.
  

  A waist is a terrible thing to mind….
  

  I thought I wanted a career, turns out I only wanted paychecks.
  

  And like Carson says….. I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.